Quotes on hair and hair loss.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
Dolly Parton 

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try 
help another without also helping himself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

There's one thing about baldness -- its neat. 
Don Herold

"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents."
Edward R. Nida

And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
Kahlil Gibran

The only way to have a friend is to be one. 
Ralph Waldo Emerson 

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Earl Wilson

If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. 
Anonymous

Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. 
Anonymous

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. 
George Burns

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby

Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. 
Jonathan S. Haas

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. 
Dick Martin

If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. 
Prince

Less and grayer hair. 
Cal Ripkin Jr., baseball player, describing how he has changed over the course of his consecutive games record

Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? 
Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. 
Arnold Toynbee

"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
Don Hirschberg
 

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