Bald facts

To be expected, but the Australian League of Bald Men is very underwhelmed by the latest yeah, yeah hair refurbishment ad.

We got a tip that the yeah, yeah people have found a way to use PM John Howard in one of their re-growth campaigns, and the ads should be on screen next weekend, if they get approval.

They've grabbed a pic of the PM and US Prez George Dubya waving to the cameras at the White House after the Bush-monger made his cracks about our man's lack of upper-storey growth.

But the League of Bald Men tells us it's had prime ministerial blessing for years, when the PM wrote it a personal letter praising its efforts for the kids cancer charity Canteen.

Now that's a much more worthwhile effort than a cheap-shot advert.