Lodi - Those who have fretted about their receding hairlines,
contemplated the comb-over or had the hairpiece from hell, there is
reason to rejoice. Gary Arnold understands your angst. He embraces it.
And he wants to do something about it.
That's why, every Wednesday at Arnold's white-tablecloth eatery, bald
guys -- and gals -- eat for free. Gratis. Nada. Nothing.
That's right, a full meal free for the follicly challenged. Partial
baldness earns a partial discount. Bad hair transplants? A 10 percent
surcharge, he jokes.
``Bald used to be an embarrassment, but with pro athletes and Vin
Diesel, it's taken a different turn,'' said the 52-year-old Santa Clara
native. ``It's an in thing to be bald, and it's sexy to be bald. My wife
talked me into shaving my head, and I love it. I think bald -- bald is
beautiful.''
Arnold's marketing scheme -- Wednesdays used to be slow -- has won
him acclaim around the world. Australians, in particular, seem
fascinated by the concept (Arnold said he has done five Aussie radio
call-in shows), and a crew from Japan is slated to drop by for an inside
look at the phenomenon this month.
Gary's Uptown Restaurant and Bar was featured in a recent issue of
the National Enquirer, and a story about it is displayed prominently at
http://www.stophairlossnow.com/, billed as ``Europe's largest and
most innovative hair loss Web site,'' as well as
http://www.baldrus.com/ -- a
Washington, D.C.-based group whose founder boasts, ``I'm too sexy for my
hair.''
Arnold has even been approached by a company that sells headblades --
for keeping your head smooth and shiny -- that is interested in
sponsoring a promotion at the restaurant.
``Most bald guys have a sense of humor about it,'' said Arnold, who
played football at Archbishop Mitty and honed his culinary skills at
Uncle John's Pancake House. ``Only one guy denied that he was bald. He
refused to take a discount.''
On a recent Wednesday night, just about every party that walked
through the door included someone with a little shine up top. They were
handed a special ``Bald Guy's Menu,'' with nine dinner entrees,
including Arnold's personal favorite, the four-piece fried chicken
dinner that includes soup or salad and fries.
Whether it was their first or their 15th visit, everyone was in good
humor. Free food will do that to a person.
``It's a great gimmick,'' said Frank Kearne, who was dining with his
wife, Lylene. ``A lot of guys try to hide their baldness, but I say,
it's a fact of life, so let's have fun with it.''
That was what Arnold was thinking when he unveiled the idea in April.
Make no mistake, Gary's is no greasy spoon. This is a
white-tablecloth establishment complete with candles and cloth napkins.
During the dinner hours the wait staff wears tuxedo shirts and bow ties.
And the portions aren't small. Most folks leave the restaurant with
doggie bags.
Every Wednesday, Lloyd Holt takes the bus from nearby Stockton to
Gary's for his free meal, usually the skillet steak, done medium rare.
He figures between bus fare and tip, he spends about $5 for a pretty
filling meal.
``At first when I heard free food, I thought I'd come by and check it
out,'' Holt said. ``The quality of food is just incredible.''
Still, there were a few folks eating dinner who weren't quite ready
to declare themselves totally bald -- even for free eats.
``This isn't bald,'' said Stan Engleman, who argued that his thinning
hairline was really a ``giant part'' that he had been working on for the
past 50 years.
``It's almost where I want it to be,'' he said, rubbing his head and
smiling.
While Bald Guys Eat Free might not be his biggest moneymaker, the
hope is that the bald guys will come in another night and bring their
friends and families with them.
The promotion has made Wednesday the restaurant's busiest night after
Saturdays, when prime rib, music and dancing are offered.
And it seems some folks will go to great lengths to get a free
tri-tip sandwich or a filet of red snapper.
Arnold swears -- swears -- that a bald man and a bald woman
came in one Wednesday for their first date.
Larry and Toni Miller visited Gary's for the first time recently.
Larry had the flatiron steak; Toni the chicken Caesar salad. They
pronounced the food fantastic and the bill -- a hefty $9.64, tip
included -- even more fabulous.
``He's been balding since high school,'' Toni Miller said about her
husband, who still has a touch of white fuzz around the sides of his
head. ``About 15 years ago he decided to give up the ghost and just go
with it.''
Added her husband: ``God made only a few perfect heads. The rest he
covered with hair.''