Why Is It .....
 

1. Why does blonde hair turn real dark in the water?

    

2. If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror why is his hair always so neat?

    

3. Why do some people part their hair and some people don't have hair to part with?

    

4. Why do some women shave off their eyebrows then paint them back on?

    

5. Why is it called a haircut when you get them all cut?

    

6. If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions does it come out straight?

    

7. Can a person with no eyebrows really LOOK surprised?

    

8. When women get permanents why do they have to go back and get it done again?

    

9. Why do they call some permanents body waves when it doesn't involve your body?

    

10. With the technology available today how come mankind has still not been able to create a convincing toupee?

     

11. Does a really old man's toupee turn grey?

     

12. What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

     

13. Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?

     

14. Why do we say 'redheaded' but 'brownhaired'?

     

15. Why is it that when God wears a beard he looks sophisticated but when a man has a beard he's a slob that doesn't care enough?

     

16. What makes hair on different parts of your body grow to different lengths? Why are eye brows shorter then your head hair?

     

17. Does the Queen sometimes have a bad heir day?

     

18. Where can you buy the key to a lock of your hair?

     

19. Why do so many blondes dye their roots dark?

     

20. Do bald people ever have bad hair days?

     

21. They say that if a man is bald at the front he is a thinker and that if he is bald at the back he is handsome. If this is so then if he is bald from front to back does he just think he's handsome?

     

22. Is it possible if you have a beard or a mustache to tell a bald-faced lie?

     

23. How do we know that shampoo makes our hair feel good again?

     

24. Why is it that when a man has grey hair he is called distinguished but when a woman has grey hair she is old?

     

25. Why is it that the worse the haircut the slower it grows out?

     

26. Isn't the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut about three days?

     

27. What would happen if a woman used Just For Men hair colouring?

     

28. Why is it that our hair always looks the best right before we go to bed?

     

29. Sure life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but don't you eventually find a hairstylist you like?

     

30. Why is it that everybody with curly hair wants straight hair and vice versa? It's also the same with colour and thickness, isn't it? 

     

31. Why is it that on the day you go to get your hair cut, your hair looks the best it has in a long time?

     

32. Does hair have feelings? Could that be why sometimes it just kind of lays there? Do you think it might be depressed?

     

33. Why is it that people in convertibles always seem to brush their hair at red lights?

     

34. Do people who don't wash their hair for weeks at a time think that it just looks wet?

     

35. What is hair spray made out of? Sure, it makes your hair stay in place, but won't it do that if you just let your hair sit for days on end?

     

36. Is it wise to ask your barber if you need a haircut?

     

37. Why do people ask me if I'm losing my hair? I didn't lose it. It deserted me, didn't it?

     

38. If you have blonde hair, you're a blond, right? And if you have red hair, you're a redhead, right? So where in the world did they come up with the word 'brunette'?

     

39. Is it wise to go to an auction with an itchy scalp?

     

40. How come you never see any brunettes with blond roots?

     

41. Why do eyebrows grow everywhere but where they are supposed to?

     

42. How come no female ever likes the hair that they were born with?

     

43. Why does a woman have to pay more for a haircut even if her hair is shorter than a man's?

     

44. Have you ever tried to curl your hair with a curling iron while looking in a mirror, and don't known which way to turn the iron?

     

45. If the right side of our face is not exactly the same as the left side of our face, why then couldn't we fold the right side over one day, and the next day we could fold the left side over. Thus allowing us to be 3 different people?

     

46. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

     

47. Why do we have eyebrows?

     

48. How come they make short order cooks wear a hair net on their head but don't make them cover their moustaches or beards? What's the point?

     

49. Why are there nylon hair brushes? Who has nylon hair that needs brushing?